NOTE TO SELF

If ever scheduled to be on Court TV, make sure to touch up roots.

I just caught a few minutes of divorce court on in the break room and I couldn't tear my eyes away, mostly because the woman had roots that were about 2" long...but not in a trendy way.  Do they not know beforehand that they will be on TV? Even if you didn't know that, wouldn't you want to look good before seeing your soon-to-be-ex anyway? Maybe this was all part of her plan to look pitiful - I didn't stick around long enough to get the story.